Opossum Empire
Welcome to the dominion of the Awkward Opossum: ruler of chaos, conqueror of snack drawers, and sworn defender of the overpriced latte. This is not a kingdom built on dignity.
It is built on impulse, caffeine, and shiny objects.
⚠ Please Note:
- Offerings of energy drinks and day-old pizza may improve your survival chances.
Welcome to the dumpster-fire monarchy.
Long live the feral queen.
AI Art
I fed my soul to the machines and they spit out my face in seventeen different emotional crises. Explore a gallery of digital self-portraits, surreal experiments, and algorithm-driven identity crises. Beauty, glitches, and mild existential dread included at no extra charge.
Photography
Proof that I occasionally leave my lair and touch grass. Real-world visuals captured through an actual camera lens, not conjured by robots. Moments of light, shadow, nature, and whatever else convinced me to go outside that day.